What I See : debt of the State is Rs 57063.22 crore
Just born owes Rs.1,79,226/- (Aprox)
He’s just born, just 5 hours old, the atmosphere is really good, he can see the happy face around him, mom, dad, sister, uncle, aunt, neighbor, staff nurse every one around him
He could hear heavy discussion about his look, which is too heavy for him, how he look like, some one says he look like his mom, some one says dad and a few says he is like his grand pa…..let that story continue….
His room in Lakshmi Hospital gives all the facilities including a TV, so as a mallu he started watching India Vision on the first hours of birth itself, the first celebrity he saw in the TV is our own Finance Minister T.M. Thomas Isaac (Kerala), it’s a live telecast….wow he got a chance to see a live telecast with in few hours of his birth.
There comes the shocking news to him, its not a scroll or a general news, it’s live from the Minister's mouth.
“The public debt of the State is Rs.570632200000/- (57063.22 crore) as per the estimates till October last says Finance Minister and he says the till date figure will be more that that”
He’s just born, he not aware about the calculator or computer, but being a communist he decided to calculate how much the debt comes on his head, he switched the channel got caught in the net, I mean Asianet News, from there he got some tips about the population of Kerala, as per records the total population of Kerala is 3,18,38,619 ( 3 crore 18 lakhs) as per 2001 survey.
He knows if total debt divided by the population he get the per head debt
570632200000
----------------- = Rs. 1,79,226 / -
3,18,38,619
Oh Marx Rs. 1,79,226/- Per head,
But he is not worried, he decided to do medicine, I mean MBBS he knows that he can join in Tamil Nadu and get a degree fast, there are N number of Medical Universities in Tamil Nadu, and he will surely marry a NRI girl and for sure he will get minimum Dowry of 40laks (in 2032)
So if the debt level goes to 5 laks also he is gained by 35laks.
Now he is 7 hours old, its time for him to go for a sleep, he chanted in his mind Marx, Lenin, Mao & ofcorse Coca Cola and murmured Lal Salam and he just dozed off
He’s just born, just 5 hours old, the atmosphere is really good, he can see the happy face around him, mom, dad, sister, uncle, aunt, neighbor, staff nurse every one around him
He could hear heavy discussion about his look, which is too heavy for him, how he look like, some one says he look like his mom, some one says dad and a few says he is like his grand pa…..let that story continue….
His room in Lakshmi Hospital gives all the facilities including a TV, so as a mallu he started watching India Vision on the first hours of birth itself, the first celebrity he saw in the TV is our own Finance Minister T.M. Thomas Isaac (Kerala), it’s a live telecast….wow he got a chance to see a live telecast with in few hours of his birth.
There comes the shocking news to him, its not a scroll or a general news, it’s live from the Minister's mouth.
“The public debt of the State is Rs.570632200000/- (57063.22 crore) as per the estimates till October last says Finance Minister and he says the till date figure will be more that that”
He’s just born, he not aware about the calculator or computer, but being a communist he decided to calculate how much the debt comes on his head, he switched the channel got caught in the net, I mean Asianet News, from there he got some tips about the population of Kerala, as per records the total population of Kerala is 3,18,38,619 ( 3 crore 18 lakhs) as per 2001 survey.
He knows if total debt divided by the population he get the per head debt
570632200000
----------------- = Rs. 1,79,226 / -
3,18,38,619
Oh Marx Rs. 1,79,226/- Per head,
But he is not worried, he decided to do medicine, I mean MBBS he knows that he can join in Tamil Nadu and get a degree fast, there are N number of Medical Universities in Tamil Nadu, and he will surely marry a NRI girl and for sure he will get minimum Dowry of 40laks (in 2032)
So if the debt level goes to 5 laks also he is gained by 35laks.
Now he is 7 hours old, its time for him to go for a sleep, he chanted in his mind Marx, Lenin, Mao & ofcorse Coca Cola and murmured Lal Salam and he just dozed off
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