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There’s Nothing
Rajini Can’t

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajinikant.



When Rajinikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up,
h’s pushing earth down.

Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch, He decides what time it is. Rajinikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Rajinikant never use a lighter to light his cigarette he use only his pistol.

Rajinikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
(no one could able to take a pic of that as it's his private place)

If you Google search “Rajinikant getting kicked”,

sorry it generate zero results, it just doesn’t happen (it's a fact i too tried)

It takes Rajinikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Movie.(he jsut went out to have a pop corn after watching the movie, family is still watching)

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square,

until Rajinikant kicked one of the corners off

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq:

Rajinikant lives in Chennai.

The only things that run faster and longer than Rajinikant, are his films.

Rajinikant’s every step creates a mini whirlwind,

Hurricane, Katrina was the result of morning jog.

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Where there is Rajinikant, there is no other way.

What ever you say about him.. he is the

SUPER STAR