What I See : Kochi Metro

Hip hip hooray : is a cheering called out to express praise or approbation toward someone or something.

 

Me :  3 Hip Hip Hooray for Kochi.

You : Why do I do that ?

Me: Hey man Kochi is becoming a Metro city in short cut, is it not enough to say Hip Hip Hooray.

You : In short cut ? what do you mean ?

Me: My answer may cause many political discussions and problem in God’s own country, hope the news channels will not follow me for a byte in their new hours.

You : never bother about that do answer my question, what’s this short cut ?

Me : See a city gets the status of Metro when it’s population crossed over one million or Ten lakhs, Kochi’s population is just less than Seven lakhs or 0.7million.

You: So how did Kochi made it happen to be a Metro city ?

Me : We politicians  manipulate things that even god will be amazed, if we show a areca nut and say it is coconut our people will believe,  we were fighting to make this Kochi a metro city for ages, but our family planning is so efficient that population is not booming like our inflation.

When our strategy team was traveling in Delhi they were carried away with the speed and high-tech stations of Metro Rail Delhi. They were curious in finding out the person who made this happen, and surprisingly it was a brain from God’s own country.

 Our team flew back from Delhi to our Capital and discussed with all our Kings and Ministers, single question was raised by all, how can we ask for Metro Rail in Kochi ? when Kochi is not a Metro city and the population is showing a negative. 

Our Strategy team suddenly flipped the card and said we will fight for Metro Rail and will call it as Kochi Metro, once Metro Rail is sanctioned we can apply for metro status for Kochi and will get that also in no time.

That reminds me a old story where a kid asked his dad for a mobile phone, Father replied, Dear son once you grow up i will surely get you a mobile phone, After few minutes the kid came wearing his father's shirt and trousers and he also fixed a moustache and told his father , Dad now i have grown up get me a mobile phone.  

Now the project is ready to take off with a budget of Rs. 5200 crores , from the initial costing of Rs 2500 crores, hope it will complete with in Rs 7500 crores.

Hope this sanction of Kochi Metro Project will make our Leading News Daily Malayala Manorama  stop publishing same article in different headlines since 2009, even though Metro Rail is not giving any benefit to them in the case of Rail station in front of their office nor travelling near to their office, I appreciate their interest in brining Kochi Metro and also their initiative to give a name to the project as "Komet". 

Kochi too need proper transportation and infrastructure all the best to our team who is running from Kerala to Delhi for approvals.

Also requesting Malayala Manorama and my fellow politicians please find out from DMRC if they have any Scientist who can eradicate Mosquito's from our God's Own Kochi.